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Sunday, September 26, 2004

Army sux! lolx..who the hell came up wif.."Army is a stepping stone into the society" ? oh well..maybe its true..as many jobs require those who finished their NS..so this is an example of a stepping stone? lmao!
But Army is not that bad afterall..it's FUN! oh wait..i know i say it sux earlier on..its because i dun have enough time..im sorry for being a little contradicting here..i shud wake up my own fuking idea..haha..but army is really fun when u got a bunch of "brothers" who joke and go thru thick and thin wif u in camp..we suffered 2gther..get tekan..siao kian pc,ps and sergeants is my fav past time..i loved to disturb them and make everyone laugh..at least we aint like other platoons who got no life..train & train..we train happily and laughed when we get tekan..that's the peak in training in army..lolx..laughing while being tekan..can u do it? yes..i can..and i taught my bros all how i do it..its important to live our day to the fullest and being happy..so u will often see me talking craps and rubbish..im sorry if i do that and make u ppl feel irritated..haha..but online and real life..im diff..im shy in real life..so u hardly see me talk or open my mouth...unless we know each other or closer..cheers! Im the only dude in the whole coy that can ask my sgt to knock it down 20 for me..haha..sound cool isnt it?

Met BOB at hmv yest..and slack around here and there..and ended up over at cine to wait for bird & my princess to come b4 we went to watch "1 missed call"..bird intro us that its a nice show so we go ahead wif it..not bad afterall..slightly scary..haha.. i wanted to watch NewPoliceStory or white chicks but many of the slots are already sold out or left wif 1st row..dammit..i know my gal wanted to watch The Terminal very much..geez...im a baddie..went to eat at the food festival cause baoguo wanted to go there..after that i send benzei home b4 me and my princess went to tamp sun plaza park and chill..got tired then send her home..then shaun and benzei came over to my house here to meet me again for a chatting session..kinda busy last nite..lolx..

hmm..i wish i can get over wif my bmt fast..so i can have alittle more time to pei my gal and go for my car license..think im not going to continue wif my bike le..mum dun allowed..and mummy promised to sponsor me for my car license and ½ for my honda fit..weee..shaun is my witness cause he is there when i met my mum outside TM last week..haha..shiok..that's why zheng etc always say im fortunate..my mum roxor!and that's what make me love her so much..=D
how i wish i got my car now..haiz..then can bring my gal go chill and slack anywhere we wan..but i know its a goal that i wanna achieve..
Prolly im lucky once again..to have a loving dearie wif me now..hope she will wait for me and love me more and more each day..and i can be sure i will cherish her..i might not be the best guy around..but i will try my best to be her best bf she ever gonna have..i will make other gals envy her for having such a sweet bf.. hehe...


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Sunday, September 19, 2004

hmm..notice that i haven been blogging for quite sometime as last week was kinda busy searching for programmes etc and go out meet frds..
time really fly damn fast..bu zhi bu jue im in the army for almost a mth already..this week has been real sucky and xiong for my platoon..1 of my mate was caught smoking outside wif his smart 4(uniform) and the 6th storey in our company..so this case was linked to CSM and we r only allowed to smoke 2 sticks per day..while other platoons wif 4..after breakfast and lunch without smoking and the strenous training make me and some smokers real shag..i nearly cant continue wif training cause my side effects was abt to "visit" me..to some ppl..they shud know what will happen if we nv smoke..fuk up running nose and the urge make us real pek cek in everything we do..
life is like a routine inside..drink eat smoke train..2 programmes/training per day while the rest is admin time..feel tired and bored of it already..although sometimes there bound to be fun and laughters to keep us going and work for what we wan..sometimes if im bored..i will just make all of my mates laugh or di siao them..if not all seems like dying..im like an entertainer to them..lolx..
As for my lovelife..i really dunno anymore..it always seem hard to be a nice person..not that i dun wan..but i tried..and im tired..i know im in camp..will be hard to find some1 whois really nice who will wait for me to book out and bring her out for a movie..a walk..a chat abt what happen and stuffs to occupy my sat b4 i book in back to camp..isnt it a simple love that i asked for? haha..well..no matter what..my life still get going and i reckon someday..i will be able to meet this angel..somehow..i find it sweet to watch movie 2gther on a sat nite..when cine or ps is flooded wif ppl watching movies..peace and chill for this saturday nite..tml is another brand new day..haiz..


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Friday, September 03, 2004

hmm..to start off..i would like to say that im really lucky to get into tekong and be part of the whiskey company..at 1st..i thought it would be hell at here..when i saw those cb sgts on the 1st day..shouting and screaming at all the "newbies" in army..i guess they prolly think that we r so clever enough to know exactly what shud we do on the 1st fuking day..but..u cant expect guys like us to immediately blend into the life of army on 1st few days dude..
Lucky again..my platoon sgt and 3 more sgts like us alot..and they treat us fuking nice..thou is the honeymoon period..we learnt a lot and train very hard to show them the results they wan..that makes us to have the priviledge on having many welfare like canteen breaks and e-mart break etc etc..hahaha...even PC also a nice guy..omg..we are really lucky..other platoon got fuk up sgts and PC who shout everyday until they lost they voice..hahaha..fuking funny..
But we definitely nv appreciate what our platoon sgt and the rest have given us..by turning ourselves into the notorious platoon in whiskey..and time and time when we make mistakes..we get pump alittle and our platoon sgt will forgive us..he give us hell a lot of chances..
Next..i wanna describe abt the location of my company..fuking shiok..we are the company located nearest to the jetty..lolx..damn fast for us to book out..march abit reach liao..and canteen is beside us..e-mart also beside us..lolx...daily canteen was also just a company block away..go anywhere also near..cb..this is good life man..
Now i gonna haolian abit wif my platoon liao..there was this interval training at the stadium..whereby its a competition between all platoon..to see who is the best..its like..platoon 1 session 1 will complete wif platoon 2,3 & 4(us)'s session 1 and covered 1200m and session 2 of each platoon will go next after whole session reach the finishing line..after session 4..it will re starts wif another 800m and 400m...so that means every session 1 2 3 & 4 in the platoon gotta run 1200m,800 & 400 sprint..(wif all members crossing over finishing line b4 the next session can go) and we got 1st in ranking..woo hoo..we did our platoon proud..and needless to say..our PC and sgts all were happy wif our performance..from that day onwards..we are fuking proud..as platoon 1 ,2 & 3 thought we r the worst in discipline and standards..but well..the quote apply in here.."action speaks louder than word" so we was like.."hey fukers!! so now whois is the best who won 1st in the competition?" i thought we r same company..shud have the spirits of 1 for all and all for 1..but ppl nowadays are selfish..they only care abt their own platoon..so..cool..let's do the kiddo's stuff wif them then..we dun need to wash our toilet..as LOSERS will wash for us..hahahah..SGTS asked us to dirty the toilet..so we did man..that's what ppl get when they r LOSERS..that whole day..our slogon changed from "warriors to winners" just to spike those wussies from platoon 1 or 3..and what makes us boiled today was..when we are given 3 mins to go to toilet break b4 our circuit training..and 1 of our guy was late..so platoon 3 and 4 got pumped for 20 push ups only? and u know what those gays said? "wah lao..platoon 4 fuked up sia..no discipline" and i was like "fwah!!" so i told my platoon.."heyhey!! buddies..u heard which dogs from platoon 3 is whining?"and they turned back and stared at me..so i fuking told them right at the face.."hey..our bunk is at 5th floor lah..1 min run up..high tide pee also need more than 1 min..so more must que..how to rush down in time? u all dun talk cock lah..why not i give u 3 min..u run up 5th floor pee and come down in 3 mins and show me.." i was fuking pissed..and my frd who was last wanted to confront the guy who said that already..and PC from other platoon fuked the guy for those comments...and we laughed..cause i wasn't even kanna fuk..then our PC asked us why there's the dispute between 3 and 4..so we told him..platoon3 fuking said we sabo them..lolx..PC know it's impossible for us to run up and pee and down wif 3 mins..cause it fukign 5th floor that we need to run up and down everyday..be it wif full battle gears or not..cb..ask them wear full gear road march liao..climb up 5th floor show us lah..only know how to talk craps..i nearly whack 1 of them...but today is booked out day..so my frd hold me up and ask me to think..the PTI said no towel shud be on shoulder..and yet retards from platoon 3 dun understand english or i shud say stupid or something..make us kanna tekan wif them..arms chiong weights already seh liao..still tio tekan until so jialat..and PTI said anyone who slammed his weights..all will be tekan..and me and my partner will tio pump twice..cause i play punk..lolx..so those cb kias in platoon 3 who hang their towel on their shoulder and slammed their weights can say is the stupidest animals i seen on earth..when PTI keep repeating for abt 100 times every lesson..i got to do twice..push ups 20..i need to do 40..wif extra 20 jumpin jacks..due to i act like wanting to put my towel on my shoulder and joke wif my partner..and was caught by PTI..lolx..but i treat it as extra training to my body..so i dun care..
I told my buddies and bunkmates that when we got tekan or what..just dun get pissed off..simply shout loudly the number to vent yr anger and look at yr arm muscles..lolx..that's how i lun in army..at the end of the day..when yr arms go till maximum when u cant do even 1 push up..u know u r there already..and when u look into mirror..hehe..u simply love yrself even thou u r botak..hehe..but to tell the truth..i OTOT (own time own target) every night just to chiong my ippt and train my body..and tanned my body in the afternoon training as much as i can..and i will always look at the mirror when we can go up..vain hor? i know lah..but making use of time mah..hee..OTOT always do chip up machine and dips until cannot move..the next day training xiong sia..this is another factor u must lun..cause all the aches will visit u..5 normal push up will kill u needless to talk abt diamond or spider..haha..that's why shout until no voice..
To end my craps..i love my ptp which is now..and i know when we booked in..training will be more xiong and tougher liao..cause platoon sgt got hint us that this is what OC wants..and we dun wanna let him down anymore..he covered alot for us liao..and i got a whole platoon of jokers and loyal buddies who i declared due to all the diff scenerio we tio 2gther..haha..jiang yi qi..and they always will listen to me..keke..so they always call me da ge..but i dun like..cause all buddies..lastly..we love singing..haha..in bunk i sing alot of songs to entertain my bunkmates..haha..go anywhere also sing..shiok sia..
Remain positive in everything in army..and follow whatever is passed down..just do what we u told to do..and u wont get fuk..weeeeeeeee..love my army life..and expect more nonsense coming...
hope to be more discipline and learn more abt life..be it army..r/s or any other stuffs..cause i wanna try my best to change to a better person in everything..so i wont see the word "regret" again..as its a fuk up word that cant solved anything..as u cant turn back time..so keep yr mistakes and learn from it..make sure u nv make the same mistakes twice..that's the 1st step in improving yrself..

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